From Barnaby's Mind

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• My dreams last night were über bizarre but fortunately for you I barely remember them so you are spared the lugubrious details. Today is starting off as a technology non-cooperation day. I am trying to upload the new Ray Davies CD to my itunes library and itunes insists on uploading it as 14 separate songs instead of as an album and it says it can’t find the album artwork. I realize that in the great scheme of things this is mere annoyance but it’s one of those annoyances that makes me feel incompetent and I hate that. It makes me go into insanity mode and upload again and again thinking each time that this time will be different.

  I’m also smearing my keyboard with cream cheese - I’m eating a bagel. We bought a container of Kraft “salmon” cream cheese and it tastes like shit - not that I’ve ever tasted shit but I have a feeling that this is what shit most likely tastes like. I feel sorry for all those millions of people out there who buy this stuff and think that this is what salmon cream cheese is supposed to taste like. And then I think about those idiot people who buy it more than once.

  I just uploaded the album with the exact same results. If this was a theory I have just confirmed it I guess.

  25 May 2013
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  They’re not gonna let us out are they

  25 May 2013
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  cuntinentul:

  can someone make this a bumper sticker

  (Source: prom-night-dumpster-baby, via leavinglifetotheprofressionals)

  25 May 2013 / 109,544 notes

• vaspim:

  Look like shit
  Feel like shit
  But fuck it I am the shit.

  (via qqopp)

  25 May 2013 / 462 notes
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  “Masculine exhalations are, as a rule, stronger, more vivid,more widely differentiated than those of women. In the odor of young men there is something elemental, as of fire, storm, and salt sea. It pulsates with buoyancy and desire. It suggests all the things strong and beautiful and joyous and gives me a sense of physical happiness.”
  ― Helen Keller

  24 May 2013

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